STELLA: Does that make sense?

HIGHLY: Well, it does take a little while for the light to get to Earth from the sun...

K: Eight and a half minutes. I know this. I had an arguement with Tex Perkins about it.

STELLA: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF *BREAKS DOWN AND WEEPS*

I just made my housemate spit tea and tiny teddy everywhere.

Life goal: achieved.

Also, I have made a decision.

Ladies and gentlemen, I am the Bat.


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STELLA has just swallowed a whole strepsil by accident, and is in some discomfort with it lodged in her throat.

STELLA: Should I stick my fingers down my throat or something?

HIGHLY: No, eat some bread.

[STELLA looks at HIGHLY increduously]

HIGHLY: That's what you do when you swallow something by accident, you eat bread. Unless you swallow glass, then ( Read more... )

It is 10:50 on a Friday night. I am sitting happily on my couch, DVD on in the background, laptop on my lap, pizza in my belly. It's nice. Relaxing. I haven't a care in the world.

Kylee and Amy, however, are sitting on the dining room floor, surrounded in tools, rubbish, and bits and pieces of the filing cabinet they've been building for the last ( Read more... )